Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
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My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
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Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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