I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
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I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
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You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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