i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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