I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Randomize
