ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
