hell yes lets make some ravioli
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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