well most of my day revolves around power hour
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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