Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
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all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
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Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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