Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
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You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
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He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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