Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
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Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
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Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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