He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
True college students do jello shots in the library
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