Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
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just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
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It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason