yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
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You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
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Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.