I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
you made out with another girl for some wings
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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