I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
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can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
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Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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