yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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