I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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