Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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