Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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