I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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