Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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