She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
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Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
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I have fence marks all over my body
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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