I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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