They should really pass out barf bags in church
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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