HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
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He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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