I want to stick my p in your. b.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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