hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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