I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
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Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
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And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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