they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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