I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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