she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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