He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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