I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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