Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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