So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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