Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
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TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
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Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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