youre lurking in front of me
one might say we're banned from that church
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
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hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
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I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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