we're blogging at a bar
i already hear my dad disowning me
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.