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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?

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• (845): View more from New York

  Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us

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• (315): View more from New York

  He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I think we should have a sex position advent calendar

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