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• (917): View more from New York City

  what time did you get home last night?

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  SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time

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  He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.

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• (310): View more from California

  Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub

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• (253): View more from Washington

  We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight

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• (209): View more from California

  I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster

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