there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
We have started to decorate penises.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
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It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap