I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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