we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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