my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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