we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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