I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
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I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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