Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
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did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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