I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Are we still banned from the library?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I wish there were birth control emojis
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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