Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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