I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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