I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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