so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
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He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
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Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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