That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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