i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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