dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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