Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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