So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
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Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
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He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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