so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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